9/09/2006
Big changes at "mouse" network
The ABC television network has caved in to democratic party pressure to edit their made for TV movie "Path to 9/11" and make it more Clinton-friendly. They have also changed their name and logo (seen left) to reflect their way operating. They will henceforth be known as DBC, the Democrat Broadcasting Company. They have also decided to ditch "Mickey Mouse" as their corporate mascot, and have replaced him with a more realistic icon. "Lapdog Robert" will make his debut sometime next week at a press conference hosted by network CEO Robert Iger. No word if Howard Dean or Bill Clinton will be present to have their balls licked by the new mascot, but word is that they will attend, bearing scrotum. ¶ 1:25 AM
The ABC television network has caved in to democratic party pressure to edit their made for TV movie "Path to 9/11" and make it more Clinton-friendly. They have also changed their name and logo (seen left) to reflect their way operating. They will henceforth be known as DBC, the Democrat Broadcasting Company. They have also decided to ditch "Mickey Mouse" as their corporate mascot, and have replaced him with a more realistic icon. "Lapdog Robert" will make his debut sometime next week at a press conference hosted by network CEO Robert Iger. No word if Howard Dean or Bill Clinton will be present to have their balls licked by the new mascot, but word is that they will attend, bearing scrotum. ¶ 1:25 AM
