One of GMA’s top stories today was that smoking is not the most healthy thing to do. No friggin’ kidding. Didn’t we know this 40 years ago? What’s up next on GMA? Late breaking details on the moon landing?

¶ 7:34 AM

Hurricane Ernesto fizzled as it hit Florida on early Wednesday morning, touching off ripples of outrage throughout the MSM. The media was lusting for another Katrina-like disaster to pin on President Bush, but had their hopes dashed when the storm did little damage to south Florida. News outlets tried their best to recover by rehashing year-old stories about Katrina’s destruction to the gulf coast region of the country. There were 32 weather related disasters causing one billion or more dollars damage that occurred while Bill Clinton was president. No word if the media has any plans on blaming him for these catastrophes. Stay tuned…

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ABC news has one again run their story of the "Blonde Nazi white supremacist twins" again. I think this marks the twelfth time in the past five months they have run this story in one form or another. Reporters react with shock and dismay when the twins say that they believe that the holocaust was greatly exaggerated.

Unfortunately there was no time today to run any stories about Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or his views on such things as Jews or the holocaust. Maybe tomorrow...

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